"-That it did not striker her, Molly Notkin, as improbable that the special limited-edition turkey-shaped gift bottle of Wild Turkey Blended Whisky-brand distilled spirits with the cerise velveteen gift-ribbon around its neck with the bow tucked under its wattles on the kitchen counter next to the microwave oven before which the Auteur's body had been found so ghastlyly inclined had been placed there by the spouse's widow-to-be--who may well have been enraged by the fact that the Auteur had never been willig to give up spirits quote 'for' but had apparently been willing to give them up quote 'for' Madame Psychosis and her nude appearance in his final opus."
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